So I have decided to use my blog as a place where I can vent about the seriously ugly and inappropraite things I see people wearing/sporting all the time. Today I have two examples.
One:
On Monday I had lunch with some friends in the campus food court. We saw a girl wearing the most ridiculous and ugly outfit...um...ever. It has been cold lately and even I have been breaking out my coats, but this outfit was ridiculous. Imagine- she was wearing a purple "waffle style" thermal with a puffy cream vest with a hood that was fur lined. This would be cute except she paired it with white shorts, black knee highs (lace on the top and all) and brown ankle boots. I'm actually not adamently opposed to any individual pieces of her clothing, but rather the combination of them. Really though knee highs are not appropriate to wear with shorts. I'm being serious. Knee highs are only appropriate with a skirt and if you want to look like you stepped right out of Clueless. Hello 1995! And if you think it is cold enough to wear a parka...wear some DAMN PANTS! It drives me crazy. I give her an F for being ensembly challenged.
Two:
This offender was much much worse. Her outfit was acceptable: black tshirt, jeans, and black shoes- actually quite classy, but her hair did her in for me. First I would like to say that if you have naturally dark brown or black hair that if you insist on getting highlights, please DO NOT get blonde- it just makes you look like a skunk- or skank- you choose. But this girl went way beyond skunk hair. She had the top layer of her hair cut into a pixie style haircut (which would have actually been quite cute with her face shape) and the bottom half of her hair reached her shoulders. It was almost like a mullet (except it would be business on top- party on the bottom). Ew. And to top it off, the longer layer was bleached blonde while the top layer remained her natural shade of dark brown. You have to be on some serious drugs to think that this is cute. I give her an F flat out!
That is all for now, but I promise to post all of my evil thoughts about people for your enjoyment. :)
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